BYU Graduation

Guess who graduated? Thomas! But that's not important right now--let's talk about Stacy.

So Stacy, the one who protected me from Thomas for all those years. The one that got herself lost on Bowron Lakes with Jalyn. The one who ate a donut. The one that won World War II for the world. The one who got arrested seven times in high school and is now doing community service. The one who ate a donut... has graduated.

And what a graduation it was!

I got to travel down University Parkway about a billion times, and it is now my favorite street ever. I got to see the celebrities of Utah: L. Tom Perry, Cecil O. Samuelson, and the Snow Cone Guy. I got to go to the Macaroni Grill and meet this cool guy named Bill who lost his head and arms in a bowling accident later in the trip...

"Hey, isn't this supposed to be about Stacy?"

Oh yeah! And I got to see Stacy graduate! All she did was walk on a stand and shake a bunch of old people's hands. But no, it was more than that. First she got a picture in front of a green screen so that she can appear to be (or "have been") anywhere she wants, since all you have to do is slap a picture behind her--green screens are pretty cool! Then she gave a card--with the proper pronunciation of her last name ("What's so hard about saying her last name?")--to some guy who then gave it to another guy who read it into the microphone, and then she shook the hands of some very intelligent people, one being Cecil O. Samuelson. And then Dad snapped a picture of her.

And then do you know what we did? We took pictures!

Picture time! (I pretty much stole all those photos from Stacy's blog...)

We're all white. There's no denying.

Looking at the wrong camera...

I wasn't properly positioned for the camera, so my face sort of got distorted, as Thomas informed me afterwards...

I wanted to look short, okay! Also, Thomas is pulling out his hottie moves...

I got to kiss the queen. It's a once-in-a-lifetime sort of thing, so why not take the chance?

You're STILL looking at the wrong camera.

And then the creep appears out of nowhere.

I love this girl!!!

Oh yeah, and here's Bill, who somehow survived that bowling accident.

And Stacy thinks she can just pop into that picture...

At least he got a cool T-shirt out of it, but he only got that because the manager of the bowling alley felt bad for him, not because he rolled three strikes in a row--because he didn't.